Declaration Grooming Sellout Shaving Soap (4oz)
You'll greet this scent with arms wide open. No longer will you have to ask yourself existential questions like "what's this life for?" You will break free from your own prison. You may even be taken higher in life, love and happiness, though there's no guarantee of blind men regaining sight nor of golden streets. This smells like a scent that rhymes with shmaventus, but is in no way affiliated with any other brand.